Mad Scientist High

Chad’s not having a great time lately, what with the truth of his origins resurfacing (cloning), his original’s descent into madness, and now the killer robot football players’ banding together to get him removed from his beloved office, student council president? This is a rise of the machines that no one saw coming, not even the people worried about their attendance in school in the first place.

Now that I think about it, if my classmates could’ve recalled me from the class presidency in sixth grade, they totally would have, and I wouldn’t blame them. Even if I am pretty far removed from my Green Day fascination (circa the release of American Idiot).