Poor Mr. Willis just can’t win, can he? He tries to express an opinion, it gets him in trouble. He attempts to avoid an opinion, and it smashes its way into the world before he even knows it’s there. He tries to play along with his boss, and gosh darn it, they don’t want him to just lazily play along! He needs to be a team player, a contributor! You might think this was some kind of science cult or something…
While I don’t think Mr. Willis is approaching any kind of breaking point with his employment at Herman Kahn Memorial High School, I do think I’m going to have to remind him that there’s more to life than his cartoonishly evil boss. I have to do it because I control the world in which he exists, you see.